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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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