can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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