idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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