So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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