yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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