I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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