Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
