I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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