So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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