No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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