he thought i was a dude.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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