It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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