So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
