If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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