After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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