Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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