Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
