Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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