Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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