I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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