He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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