I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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