Already got asked if we're dating
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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