porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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