okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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