I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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