Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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