Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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