I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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