If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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