Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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