I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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