I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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