I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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