she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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