He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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