He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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