problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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