Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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