the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
