I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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