I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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