I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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