should my penis look like a turkey
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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