Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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