Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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