at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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