he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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