I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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