She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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