go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
