She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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